"

When you were sleeping on the sofa
I put my ear to your ear and listened
to the echo of your dreams.

That is the ocean I want to dive in,
merge with the bright fish,
plankton and pirate ships.

I walk up to people on the street that kind of look like you
and ask them the questions I would ask you.

Can we sit on a rooftop and watch stars dissolve into smoke
rising from a chimney?
Can I swing like Tarzan in the jungle of your breathing?

I don’t wish I was in your arms,
I just wish I was peddling a bicycle
toward your arms.

"
Jeffrey McDaniel, “The Secret” (via larmoyante)

meeokie:

georgialobbe:

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

NIGGA FUCK YO TEA

Yes all of this

After an hour of cardio, 20 minutes on the road and 40+ minutes on the elliptical, I’m tired. I feel like I could (or possibly just should) do more but I’m mentally exhausted. Off to bed, work in about six hours.

The Chad was great

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

<3

assilikesbowties:

too soon?

maybe

thedetectiveconsultant:

thedoctorsjawn:

[x]

“How to coax Moriarty out of Andrew Scott in under ten seconds.”