Dear Brain,
  Can I please fucking sleep now? I know you thought the drive home was appropriate but it wasn’t, and I don’t think the dentist is going to be cool if you die in the chair. Just shut down already, what will be will be.
Love always, 
Me. Fuck.

Dear Brain,
Can I please fucking sleep now? I know you thought the drive home was appropriate but it wasn’t, and I don’t think the dentist is going to be cool if you die in the chair. Just shut down already, what will be will be.
Love always,
Me. Fuck.

Well shit.

Well shit.

#caffeinetime #workcup

#caffeinetime #workcup

First tattoo.
Adam Stoner.
The Rue Morgue.
Shelbyville, IN.

First tattoo.

Adam Stoner. The Rue Morgue. Shelbyville, IN.
The cold never bothered me anyway. #moresnowplease

The cold never bothered me anyway. #moresnowplease

Slush tongue.

Slush tongue.

Brown hair don’t care. #revlon46 #boxbrown #whatever

Brown hair don’t care. #revlon46 #boxbrown #whatever

Morning.

Morning.

Improper use of office supplies.

Improper use of office supplies.

It started as a hangover and turned into a 17 hour workday, wasn’t supposed to work that much but I wanted shit done. Now I pray I don’t get canned for working so much and breaking a couple silly rules about working through lunches and whatnot.

It started as a hangover and turned into a 17 hour workday, wasn’t supposed to work that much but I wanted shit done. Now I pray I don’t get canned for working so much and breaking a couple silly rules about working through lunches and whatnot.

Stealth mode.

Stealth mode.

Face metal forever.

Face metal forever.

Off to work I go; started the day out right with pizza for breakfast and soda in my cupcake cup. 🎈🎂🎁

Off to work I go; started the day out right with pizza for breakfast and soda in my cupcake cup. 🎈🎂🎁

Face.

Face.

Drunk selfies after everyone else has gone to bed. Ok.

Drunk selfies after everyone else has gone to bed. Ok.