Safety first. #tirecounts #workflow

Safety first. #tirecounts #workflow

Ironic shirt for my undercover job. My last day is tomorrow and my big kid job starts Monday.

Ironic shirt for my undercover job. My last day is tomorrow and my big kid job starts Monday.

But I digress..

Dear Brain,
  Can I please fucking sleep now? I know you thought the drive home was appropriate but it wasn’t, and I don’t think the dentist is going to be cool if you die in the chair. Just shut down already, what will be will be.
Love always, 
Me. Fuck.

Dear Brain,
Can I please fucking sleep now? I know you thought the drive home was appropriate but it wasn’t, and I don’t think the dentist is going to be cool if you die in the chair. Just shut down already, what will be will be.
Love always,
Me. Fuck.

Well shit.

Well shit.

#caffeinetime #workcup

#caffeinetime #workcup

First tattoo.
Adam Stoner.
The Rue Morgue.
Shelbyville, IN.

First tattoo.

Adam Stoner. The Rue Morgue. Shelbyville, IN.
The cold never bothered me anyway. #moresnowplease

The cold never bothered me anyway. #moresnowplease

Slush tongue.

Slush tongue.

Brown hair don’t care. #revlon46 #boxbrown #whatever

Brown hair don’t care. #revlon46 #boxbrown #whatever

Morning.

Morning.

Improper use of office supplies.

Improper use of office supplies.

It started as a hangover and turned into a 17 hour workday, wasn’t supposed to work that much but I wanted shit done. Now I pray I don’t get canned for working so much and breaking a couple silly rules about working through lunches and whatnot.

It started as a hangover and turned into a 17 hour workday, wasn’t supposed to work that much but I wanted shit done. Now I pray I don’t get canned for working so much and breaking a couple silly rules about working through lunches and whatnot.

Stealth mode.

Stealth mode.

Face metal forever.

Face metal forever.